Craig Ferguson txoj haujlwm tau hloov pauv ob peb xyoos dhau los. Tom qab siv sijhawm ntau tshaj kaum xyoo raws li David Letterman qhov kev sib tham tom qab tus tswv tsev ntawm The Late Late Show, ntau tus kiv cua tsis zoo siab thaum Craig txiav txim siab mus ntxiv. Tom qab tag nrho, nws tau tsim ib qho kev coj noj coj ua zoo li cov neeg tuaj saib uas tsis muaj lwm tus tswv tsev tham tau tsim ua ntej lossis txij thaum ntawd los. Tiag tiag, tib neeg nyiam Craig qhov kev ua yeeb yam thiab ntseeg tias nws yog hom kev lig kev cai hmo ntuj uas lub ntiaj teb xav tau tam sim no. Ntau qhov uas tau ua nrog qhov tseeb tias nws tau ua kev lom zem ntawm hom (nws gay neeg hlau skeleton sidekick yog tus cim tshaj plaws ntawm qhov ntawd). Craig kuj yog qhov ncaj ncees heev, uas tsis yog qhov uas lub network (CBS) nyiam tab sis cov kiv cua tau tag nrho rau nws. Vim li ntawd, cov kiv cua tau kawm ntau yam txog nws lub neej thiab paub tias Craig twb tau dhau los ntawm qee qhov kev hloov pauv txoj haujlwm tseem ceeb ua ntej nws 2015 tawm mus lig hmo ntuj.
Ua ntej Lub Sij Hawm Late Show, Craig tau ua tiav nws txoj haujlwm ua yeeb yam, ua yeeb yam hauv ntau yam haujlwm xws li Drew Carey Show, thiab txawm sau thiab coj nws cov yeeb yaj kiab. Thaum Craig tau hais lus thuam ntawm nws qhov kev qhia thawj zaug, nws tsis zoo li nyuaj rau nws sau. Tau kawg, nws tau sau ob peb phau ntawv muag zoo tshaj plaws, xws li "American On Purpose" thiab "Riding The Elephant", tab sis nws cov yeeb yaj kiab ua tau zoo heev. Lwm tus neeg uas xav li ntawd yog Mick Jagger ntawm Rolling Stones. Qhov tseeb, Mick ntiav Craig los sau ib tsab ntawv rau nws thiab qhov no tso cai rau tus neeg ua yeeb yam Scottish tuaj koom lub cim pob zeb ntawm kev ncig xyuas… Nov yog qhov tshwm sim…
Sau Rau Mick Jagger Thiab Nws Cov Lus Qhia Tsis Txaus Siab
Craig tau piav qhia txog nws lub sijhawm nrog Rolling Stones ntau zaus, suav nrog hauv nws phau ntawv. Tab sis nws yog nws tham txog nws thaum nws 2017 kev xam phaj ntawm Howard Stern Show uas tau txais xov xwm tshaj plaws.
"Ua ntej koj los ua tus tswv tsev hais lus lig hmo ntuj, koj puas tsis tau sau qee qhov screenplay uas Mick Jagger ntiav koj sau?" Howard nug Craig.
"Au, yog, yog, yog, yog. Kuv tau ncig nrog lawv ob peb lub hlis," Craig piav qhia rau Howard thiab nws cov neeg tuaj saib. "Lawv ya kuv tawm mus rau Istanbul thiab kuv mus ntsib Mick Jagger [thawj zaug]. Thiab lawv qhib lub qhov rooj ntawm chav suite thiab nws yog thawj zaug kuv pom nws. Thiab nws yog ib tug txiv neej me me. Thiab kuv hais rau nws -- kuv tsis paub vim li cas kuv hais nws -- tab sis kuv hais rau nws, 'Au, koj ntxim hlub!' Thiab kuv zoo li, 'Auj, f ! Cas tus f !' Vim li cas kuv thiaj hais li ntawd?'"
Thaum qhov no tuaj yeem pib ob leeg ntawm ko taw tsis raug, nws hloov tawm tias Mick muaj kev lom zem me ntsis txog nws tus kheej. Nws thiab Craig tau ua haujlwm zoo ua ke thaum Mick tab tom taug kev nrog Rolling Stones. Nyob rau hauv nruab nrab ntawm concerts, nws yuav ua hauj lwm nrog Craig ntawm nws zaj dab neeg lub tswv yim, uas yog ib qho kev hwm (los yog ncaj-up rip-off) ntawm Mark twain's "Tus Tub Vaj Ntxwv thiab tus Pauper". Nyob rau hauv Mick tsab ntawv, ib tug roadie thiab lub hnub qub pob zeb yuav hloov chaw. Thiab, raws li nws hloov tawm, nws tau ua raws li zaj dab neeg tiag tiag.
Craig Kev Paub Nrog Keith Richards Tsis Txaus Siab Txaus Siab
Ob leeg yuav ua haujlwm ua ke tau zoo li ib xyoos, thiab qhov kev ncig xyuas ntawd tau sib koom nrog ib feem ntawm nws. Qhov no txhais tau hais tias Craig muaj peev xwm siv sij hawm nrog tag nrho cov pab pawg, cov neeg taug kev, thiab saib seb cov ntsiab lus tom qab ntawm Rolling Stones zoo li cas. Thaum ib qho ntawm Craig qhov tshwj xeeb sawv ntsug, nws tau piav qhia tias nws xav tsis thoob thaum pom tias Mick Jagger tsis yog, qhov tseeb, tus thawj coj ntawm Rolling Stones. Nws yog tus ntaus guitar Keith Richards uas yog tus thawj coj tiag tiag.
"Mick Jagger yog tus hu nkauj hauv Keith Richards 'band," Craig tau hais hauv qhov sawv ntsug. "Tib neeg xav tias Keith Richards yog qee tus neeg tsis muaj kev tswj hwm, thiab muaj qhov tseeb ntawm qhov ntawd, tab sis nws tawv. Nws yog ib tug neeg tawv heev."
Keith Richards tawv heev, qhov tseeb, Craig hais tias Mick yeej ntshai nws. Craig pom qhov no thawj zaug thaum nws nug Mick yog tias nws tuaj yeem dai rau ntawm theem thaum ua yeeb yam kom tau txais kev tshoov siab me ntsis rau tsab ntawv. Mick sai sai muab nws tso tseg raws li Keith tsis muaj npe nrov ntxub cov neeg nyob rau theem nrog pab pawg. Thiab tsis muaj txoj hauv kev Mick yuav hla Keith thiab nug nws seb nws puas tuaj yeem ua qhov zam rau tus neeg ua yeeb yam Scottish.
Txawm tias Craig tsis tau txais kev tso cai, nws tau tswj hwm nws tus kheej mus rau theem uas ua rau muaj kev tiv thaiv zoo heev. Tab sis Craig xav tias nws tau nrog nws mus txog thaum Keith tau ntsib nws qhov muag ncaj qha thaum lub sijhawm ua yeeb yam. Thiab nti los ntawm nti, Keith ua nws txoj hauv kev mus rau Craig thaum lub sijhawm ua yeeb yam yam tsis muaj qhov muag pom. Thaum nws los txog hauv ko taw ntawm Craig, Keith luag nyav thiab hais tias, "Nyob zoo, phooj ywg."
Txawm hais tias Keith cov lus teb yog qhov kev pom zoo, xav tsis thoob, lossis kev tawm tsam ncaj qha, Craig tswj hwm nws tus kheej nrog pab pawg thaum nws lub sijhawm ua haujlwm rau Mick. Hmoov tsis zoo, yam poob sib nrug.
Ntau tus kiv cua xav tsis thoob vim li cas lawv tsis tau pom cov yeeb yaj kiab uas Craig tau sau rau lub cim Rolling Stones frontman. Qhov laj thawj yog, raws li Craig, tias Mick tsis nyiam ob daim ntawv sau uas nws tau sau. Qhov no tau xaus rau hauv Craig raug rho tawm haujlwm. Tom qab ntawd nws yeej tsis pom Mick ntxiv lawm.
"Nws tau ntiab kuv tawm, tab sis nws zoo rau nws. Nws tau txais nws tus pab ua nws. Yog li, nws txias heev. Yog li, tsis muaj lub sijhawm txawv ntawm peb."
