Kev pom zoo ua yeeb yam tsis muaj dab tsi tshiab, tshwj xeeb, lossis tseem ceeb hauv Hollywood. Txij li cov hnub ntawm cov yeeb yaj kiab uas ntsiag to, cov neeg nto moo tau hawking khoom ntawm txhua yam: cawv, dej qab zib, txawm tias cov cuab yeej thiab cov khoom zoo nkauj. Tab sis, cov neeg ua yeeb yam yog tib neeg thiab tib neeg ua yuam kev, txhais tau hais tias qee zaum cov neeg nto moo yuav qiv lawv lub npe zoo rau cov khoom tsis zoo thiab tsis paub qhov tseeb kom txog thaum nws lig dhau lawm. Qee lub sij hawm, tu siab, nws yog ntau yam tsis zoo thiab cov neeg muaj koob muaj npe yuav paub txog lawv cov neeg ncaj ncees nrog cov khoom lawv paub tias khib nyiab.
Tab sis txawm hais tias nws yog qhov tsis ua tiav los tshuaj xyuas cov khoom, kev pom zoo, lossis tsuas yog kev txiav txim siab ua lag luam tsis zoo, ntau tus neeg muaj koob npe tau raug ntes liab-tes shilling tawm cov khoom tsis zoo. Ib tug tuaj yeem sau ib phau ntawv hais txog kev pom zoo ua tsis tiav, zoo li lub sijhawm thaum OJ Simpson yog tus tshaj tawm rau Hertz tsheb xauj ua ntej tau koom nrog hauv ib lub ntiaj teb kev ua phem tshaj plaws tub ceev xwm tsheb chases. Tab sis rau lub sijhawm, cia peb tsom mus rau ob peb yam khoom phem tshaj plaws kom tau tus ntiv tes xoo los ntawm tus neeg nto moo.
10 Hulk Hogan's Thunder Mixer
Hulk Hogan muaj cov khoom lag luam txawv txawv uas coj nws lub npe ntawm ib qho, tsam peb tsis nco qab "Pastamania" fiasco. (Vim li cas lub hnub qub WWE pom zoo rau cov nplej zom peb yuav tsis paub.) Tab sis lwm tus Hulk Hogan misfire yog Thunder Tov Khoom, ib qho ntawm ib nrab-blender ib nrab ntawm cov khoom noj khoom haus uas yuav tsum ua kom koj cov protein co zoo dua. Yuav ua li cas? Leej twg paub… ib yam dab tsi txog lub hwj chim ntawm kev sib tov los yog tej yam tsis muaj tseeb. Cov khoom lag luam yog kev puas tsuaj tag, nws tsuas yog lub tshuab tsim tsis zoo xwb.
9 Montel Williams 'Obama Npib
Yog tias ib tus tseem saib TV hauv xov tooj, lawv zoo li yuav pom kev tshaj tawm muag nyiaj npib nco txog qee yam. Feem ntau, cov kev lag luam no tham txog qhov zoo npaum li cas minted npib yog thiab tsawg npaum li cas lawv muaj, thiab lawv cov nqi yuav nce li cas. Cov lus cog tseg no feem ntau yog bunk thiab cov nyiaj npib tsis tshua muaj nqis diddly squat. Nyob rau hauv 2009, "ua nco txog" kev xaiv tsa ntawm Barack Obama, yav tas los tham-show host thiab kws kho mob tshuaj maj, Montel Williams hawked npib "honoring" kev xaiv tsa ntawm thawj tus thawj tswj hwm dub. Cov nyiaj npib tau dhau los ua lub quarter qub nrog cov ntawv nplaum muab tso rau ntawm lawv.
8 Khloe Kardashian's Hair Growth Gummies
Txhua tus ntxhais Kardashian tau ua yuam kev hauv kev tshaj xov xwm, thiab cov kiv cua zoo li nyiam cem lawv rau nws. Kim raug hu tawm rau kev ua rog-shaming thaum nws pom zoo kom qab los noj mov lollipops (uas tsis ua haujlwm los ntawm txoj kev), tab sis qhov loj tshaj ntawm Kardashian pom zoo flops yuav tsum yog SugarBearHair Vitamin Gummies. Khloe Kardashian tau pom zoo cov khoom lag luam ntawm Instagram thiab txhawb cov khoom lag luam hais tias lawv cov vitamins yuav pab kom cov plaub hau tuab thiab zoo nkauj. Lawv, nyob rau hauv kev muaj tiag, tsuas yog vitamin gummies. FYI Nyob zoo cov neeg nyeem, tsis muaj cov khoom lag luam hauv khw yuav ua rau koj cov plaub hau loj hlob ntxiv, lub sijhawm.
7 Lisa Vanderpump's Diet Tea
Lub hnub qub tiag tiag tau zuam qee tus ntawm nws cov thwjtim thaum nws pov nws qhov hnyav tom qab Slender Teatox noj tshuaj yej. Feem ntau cov tshuaj yej noj zaub mov uas tib neeg feem ntau pom cov neeg muaj koob muaj npe pom zoo ntawm Instagram yog ua tiav bunk. Lawv tsis tsuas yog ua tsis muaj dab tsi los pab ua kom tib neeg cov metabolism hauv, lawv tuaj yeem ua rau qee qhov teeb meem kev noj qab haus huv. Cov neeg tau npau taws thaum cov lus ceeb toom tau tshaj tawm tias cov tshuaj yej noj zaub mov ua rau muaj teeb meem kev noj qab haus huv, suav nrog kab mob plawv, raws plab, thiab daim siab puas.
6 Ashley Tisdale's Hair Growth Pills
Peb rov hais dua: Tsis muaj cov khoom lag luam yuav ua rau koj loj hlob ntxiv plaub hau! Yog lawm, muaj cov khoom lag luam uas koj tuaj yeem siv tau ntau cov plaub hau, thiab qee tus kws kho mob tau lees paub tias cov vitamins zoo li Biotin tuaj yeem txhawb cov plaub hau thiab rau tes kom zoo (txawm tias qhov no tsis tau lees paub los ntawm FDA). Uas tau hais tias, yav dhau los Disney Channel starlet ua yuam kev loj thaum nws pom zoo cov tshuaj dag no.
5 Jeff Foxworthy's Beef Jerky
Thaum tus neeg ua yeeb yam zoo rau tus txiv neej uas ua rau nws tus kheej nto moo nrog kev khav theeb liab yuav qiv nws lub npe thiab ntsej muag rau cov khoom lag luam zoo li nqaij nyuj jerky, nws kuj me ntsis "ntawm qhov ntswg" raws li cov lus qub mus. Tsis tas li ntawd, lub jerky tau tshaj tawm flavorless thiab txhav. Los ntawm Jeff, txawm tias Slim Jims muaj qhov tsw rau lawv.
4 Nelly's Pimp Juice
Cov kiv cua ntawm zaj yeeb yaj kiab Tropic Thunder yuav nco ntsoov tias tus neeg ua yeeb yam rapper hauv zaj duab xis hawked ib yam khoom hu ua BOOTY SWEAT, dej qab zib nrog hip hop twist. Cov kiv cua ntawm cov yeeb yaj kiab yuav xav tsis thoob thaum lawv paub tias nws yog ib qho parody ntawm cov khoom tiag. Rapper Nelly ib zaug sim ua kom lub ntiaj teb haus cov khoom hu ua Pimp Juice, tab sis cov pej xeem tau teb tias, "Nah…"
3 Steven Seagal's Energy Drink
Tsis muaj rog-shaming npaj, tab sis Seagal tsis paub meej tias yog ib tus neeg haum lawm. Nws yog qhov tseeb ntawm ntau lub parody uas zoo li no, peb puas yuav hais, jolly sized?, txiv neej yuav suav hais tias yog lub hnub qub ua yeeb yam. Txawm li cas los xij, Seagal tau muaj txoj haujlwm ua lub hnub qub ua yeeb yam ua yeeb yam rau ib lub sijhawm thiab zoo li tau sim nyiaj hauv nws nrog nws lub zog haus, uas zoo li tus txiv neej pluag version ntawm Dab. Zaj dab neeg luv luv yog li no, ua tsis tau tiav, tu siab kawg.
2 Trump Steaks
Yuav ua li cas ib tus tuaj yeem tham txog kev pom zoo tsis zoo uas tsis tau hais txog qee qhov kev txaj muag uas txuas nrog rau yav dhau los Asmeskas tus thawj tswj hwm Donald Trump kev txaj muag? Cov khoom no tsis yog pom zoo los ntawm Donald Trump xwb, lawv yog ib feem ntawm nws cov ntaub ntawv lag luam. Trump Steaks tsuas yog kav ntev li ob lub hlis raws li cov khoom lag luam, thiab lawv ua tsis tau tiav ua ntej tus txiv neej los ua tus nom tswv polarizing nws niaj hnub no, yog li so kom ntseeg tau tias kev nom kev tswv tsis koom nrog kev lag luam tsis ua haujlwm. Tsis yog, cov khoom lag luam ua tsis tiav vim: 1. Tsis muaj leej twg nkag siab tias tus tswv vaj tsev tau tsim nyog muag cov nqaij li cas, thiab 2. Cov steaks tau ntim tsis zoo, tawv tawv txiav, thiab rog. Hauv lwm lo lus, nws tau them tus nqi siab rau cov nqaij pheej yig. Trump kuj xaiv qhov nruab nrab txawv txawv los muag cov steaks; cov khoom tau tshaj tawm thiab muag ntawm QVC. Puas yog tib neeg yuav khoom noj khoom haus tiag tiag ntawm cov khw hauv tsev?
1 Trump Vodka
Lwm yam ntawm cov khoom lag luam ua tsis tau zoo tshaj plaws los tuav lub npe Trump thiab Donald Trump qhov kev pom zoo yog Trump Vodka. Cov khoom no, tsis muaj npe nrov thiab nyuaj rau haus, flopped vim nws tsuas yog vodka phem. Vim li cas nws yog vodka phem? Zoo, tej zaum cov mis yuav tau tweaked me ntsis kom Trump saj cov khoom thiab muab nws sau ntawv. Peb paub txog qhov tseeb uas tsis tau tshwm sim vim Donald Trump, nto moo, tsis haus cawv thiab tsis tau haus cawv ntau xyoo. Celebs, tsis txhob qiv koj lub npe rau cov khoom koj tsis siv lossis haus, nws yog kev thuam rau koj cov kiv cua kev txawj ntse.
