Yuav ua li cas hauv ntiaj teb koj yuav piav txog Kanye West rau tus neeg uas tsis tau hnov dua txog nws ua ntej? Zoo, nws yog ib tug txawj ntse singer / songwriter, rapper, thiab tus txiv ntawm kev muaj tiag hnub qub Kim Kardashian. Qhov ntawd yog qhov pib. Nws tau ua qhov loj loj hauv 2019 los ntawm kev tshaj tawm nws tus kheej ib tug neeg yug dua tshiab. Thiab nws tau tsim nthwv dej loj dua thaum nws tshaj tawm nws txoj kev txhawb nqa ntawm Republican Donald Trump thiab hais kom lwm tus neeg Asmeskas Asmeskas tawm tsam Democrats thiab koom nrog Republican Party.
Whew. Uas tau ntau heev. Muaj ntau ntxiv! Nws nyob hauv kev hlub, nrog nws tus kheej, nws lub peev xwm, nws lub peev xwm. Thiab nws tweets cuam tshuam tag nrho cov no thiab ntau dua. Nov yog 15 tweets uas lom zem tshaj li ib ntu ntawm KUWTK. Peb tab tom nkag mus rau Kanye ntug.
15 Kanye Hom Kev Hlub
Kanye's tweets yog cov lus dab neeg uas lawv tau txais thiab muab tso rau hauv khob, hauv ncoo, thiab tee tsho. Thiab "Kuv Hlub Koj Zoo Li Kanye Hlub Kanye" yog tus qub tab sis zoo. Tus txiv neej puas loj? Yog, nws feem ntau yeej yog qhov chaw. Nws yog lub sijhawm Kanye classic kom nyiam. Kanye hlub Kanye loj heev.
14 Txoj Kev Hlub Yuav Nco
Lwm tus classic Kanye tweet. Nws detractors (thiab ntseeg peb muaj ob peb tug) mus ballistic rau qhov no. Cov neeg nto moo zoo li qub hluas nkauj Amber Rose nyiam tsis txaus siab los ntawm Kanye tus kheej kev hlub thiab kev ntseeg tus kheej. Yog li, vim li cas, lawv xav paub, puas tau siv sijhawm ntev rau nws kom paub tias nws tab tom saib nws tus kheej? Nws yog ib tug tso dag, hais mav. Ua tsaug.
13 Kuv Yog, Koj Ua Tsis Tau
Kanye tau tshaj tawm nws "kev hlub" rau Donald Trump. Nws puag tus txiv neej. Nws muaj daim ntawv kos npe Ua America Zoo Dua Cap rau gosh sakes. Kim, ib txwm lub suab ntawm qhov laj thawj, ceeb toom KW tias tib neeg xav paub Kanye tsis pom zoo txhua yam Trump ua. Tau kawg tsis. Tib neeg Kanye pom zoo 100 feem pua nrog yog (tos nws) Kanye!
12 Nws Puas Loj? 'Fraid So
Zoo siab txais tos rau Kanye lub siab. Lub rooj sablaj xav tau lub rooj sablaj. Lub rooj sib tham yuav tsum yog marble. Yog lawm, tsis muaj lub rooj sib tham tsis muaj lub rooj marble. Muaj ib tug subtext ntawm no, folks. Txhua lub rooj sib tham tau tuav los ntawm tus yawm Kanye West xav tau qhov zoo tshaj plaws. Thiab qhov zoo tshaj plaws yog lub rooj marble. Yog li, marble nws yog.
11 Tawm ntawm Kuv Huab
Cov poj niam zoo nkauj nrog lawv lub koob npe nrov rau kev nqus tus kheej tsis muaj dab tsi ntawm peb Kanye. Tej zaum tus yawg laus uas khiav ntawm lub elevator yog lig rau lub rooj sib tham tseem ceeb lossis tus poj niam cev xeeb tub tsuas yog tswj tsis tau tus ntaiv. Tsis txhob mloog, Kanye hais. Kuv xav tau kuv lub sijhawm. Koj yuav tsum tau nkag mus rau hauv lub siab ntawm Kanye thiab nyob ntawd. Nws yog Kanye ua qhov chaw nruab nrab ntawm lub ntiaj teb yam khoom.
10 Silly Kim
Ntawm no yog txoj kev mus: Tsis muaj leej twg, tab sis tsis muaj leej twg txaus siab rau Kanye ntau npaum li Kanye. Nws yog ib qho khoom plig zoo rau lub ntiaj teb feem ntau thiab nws cov phooj ywg thiab tsev neeg tshwj xeeb. Thiab, nws tus poj niam muaj hmoo, Kim Kardashian West bass nyob rau hauv lub teeb ntawm nws zoo kawg nkaus thiab nplua nuj. Tab sis raws li ib tug tib neeg ntiaj teb no, nws yeej tsis muaj peev xwm txaus siab rau tag nrho nws cov koob hmoov. Poor Kanye. Tsis yog.
9 WTF Hom Lub Sijhawm
Thov cia siab tiag tiag, qhov no yog kev sim siab xwb. Vim hais tias yog tsis yog, tus txiv leej tub yuav muaj ib tug ntsia hlau los yog ob tug xoob. Nws nyuaj rau qhia nrog Kanye. Koj yeej tsis paub heev. Nws yeej ib txwm khob koj me ntsis ntawm tshuav nyiaj li cas. Puas yog nws lossis tsis yog nws hnyav? Ntawm no, peb nyob hauv "nws tsuas yog ib lub sijhawm ha-ha" camp. Tsawg kawg peb cia siab li ntawd.
8 Kev Saib Xyuas Thiab Pub Cov Dej Haus
Koj sawv thiab lub raj mis dej txawv txawv no zaum ntawm koj lub tais. Puas yog koj li? Puas yog lwm tus tau nqus nws thiab tso nws nyob ntawd? Koj ua li cas nrog nws? Nws yog ib lub nra hnyav rau ris, peb lees. Qhov darn tau tshaj 48,000 retweets, yog li nws ntaus chord. Peb pov npav rau lub suab nrov rau tus saib xyuas thiab hloov kev saib xyuas.
7 Kev txo hwj chim yog kuv lub npe nruab nrab. Tsis yog
Tam sim no, ib feem ntawm Kanye cov lus yog "zoo" kev xav. Koj paub yam zoo li no: Hnub no zoo kawg. Koj tuaj yeem ua txhua yam koj xav tau. Thiab, rau ib qho twg, thaum nws lub siab zoo thiab nws tsis nyob hauv meltdown, nws ua neej nyob. Yog li, yog, nyob rau hauv nws cov hnub tsis muaj leej twg yeej zoo li peb Kanye. Thiab luag ntxhi!
6 Tseem Lwm WTF Moment
Tam sim no, peb xav tias cov ntaub pua plag Persian nrog cov cherubs yuav ua ke nrog lub rooj sib tham marble. Ua kom paub? Tsis muaj? Zoo, vim li cas tsis yog Persian ntaub pua plag nrog seev cev unicorns lossis cavorting nymphs? Lub ntsiab lus? Nws yog ua tsis tau. Tab sis qhov ntawd tseem ceeb rau Kanye. Hauv ib lo lus. Tsis yog, tsis yog. Muaj lus nyob ntawd. Peb tsuas yog tsis paub tseeb tias nws yog dab tsi.
5 Yog vim li cas Koj Sau Tweet
Nws tawm tsam siv social media los muag nws tus kheej thiab nws daim duab los ntawm kev tshaj tawm hauv social media hais tias nws txwv tsis pub siv social media muag nws tus kheej thiab nws daim duab. Tam sim no, thawj qhov uas nws hais yog tias nws yog tus neeg dag lossis ua tus coj ncaj ncees thaum nws hais tias nws tsis yog ib tus neeg muaj koob meej. Puas yog nws tsis loj dua lub neej Kanye, nws yuav tsis ze li ntawm "loj" li nws. Cia peb sib tham. Nws yog ib tug muaj tswv yim celebrity.
4 Thiab Dab tsi?
Okay, sau qhov khoob ntawm qhov no. Cia peb zoo li dej thiab evaporate. Cia peb zoo li dej thiab tu lub tebchaws. Cia peb zoo li dej thiab ntws. Los yog tej zaum, cia peb ua kua thiab kua li dej. Los yog tej zaum, tsuas yog tej zaum, nws txhais tau tias zip, zilch, tsis muaj dab tsi, nada. Tab sis nws ua rau koj xav. Ib me ntsis.
3 Lub Emoji's Yam
Ib tug neeg tau txais lub tswv yim zoo ntawm kev ua khub Kanye's tweets nrog New Yorker cartoons. Cov neeg feem coob yuav tsis lees paub tab sis lawv yuav cov ntawv xov xwm rau cov ntawv tas luav no, tsis yog cov ntawv ntev heev, tediously tshawb fawb zoo. Yog li, yog tias koj hais ib yam dab tsi phem thiab muab lub ntsej muag luag ntxhi rau ntawm nws, nws puas ua kom lub tshuab? Tej zaum. Ah, kev txawj ntse ntawm Kanye.
2 Yam Uas Koj Xav Kuv Yog Tus Kheej?
Kanye muaj nqaij nyug ntau, khiav-ins, feuds. Vim li cas? Qhov ntawd yog vim nws tsuas pom lub ntiaj teb los ntawm nws qhov kev xav xwb. Qhov ntawd zoo li 100 feem pua ntawm nws qhov kev xav. Yog li, xav txog nws tus kheej nyob rau hauv nruab nrab ntawm hmo ntuj yog tus txheej txheem kev khiav hauj lwm Kanye tsis yog nws? Yuav ua li cas yuav ua rau tus txiv neej? Nws yeej tsis dais xav txog. Peb yuav luag tu siab rau Kim. Yuav luag.
1 Ib zaug, Kev thuam tsis meej
Okay. Ib qho xwm txheej sniping, zoo li kev sib cav sib ceg ntawm Kanye thiab siab thiab nyias Wiz Khalifa. Kanye tsis tau hais txog tus txiv neej los ntawm lub npe, tab sis hais tias thaum nws tus neeg sib tw siab thiab nyias nws yuav yog Kanye thiab "tus kws kos duab loj tshaj plaws ntawm txhua lub sijhawm" dua siab thiab nyias. Nrog Kanye, qee zaum nyuaj kom paub qhov twg cov lus dag xaus thiab qhov kev xav tau pib.
