10 Funniest Khaws Nrog Kardashians Quotes, ranked

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10 Funniest Khaws Nrog Kardashians Quotes, ranked
10 Funniest Khaws Nrog Kardashians Quotes, ranked
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Ntau tus neeg muaj lawv tsev neeg nyiam, tab sis qhov tseeb txhua tus uas yog leej twg tau hnov txog Kardashian-Jenner dynasty.

Ua nthwv dej hauv zej zog thiab paub zoo tshaj plaws yog tsev neeg uas muaj npe nrov, tsev neeg Kardashian-Jenner tau muab rau pej xeem saib rau hauv lawv lub neej ua yeeb yam thiab zoo nkauj dhau los ntawm Keeping Up With Kardashians (KUWTK), uas - txawm tias lawv tsis yog tus kiv cua - tuaj yeem ua rau txhua tus neeg luag lossis tsawg kawg snicker. Ntawm no yog ib co ntawm lawv.

10 Yuav tsum zoo

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Ua tus hlob thib ob ntawm Kardashian-Jenner cov menyuam yaus, Kim tau paub tias hais qee yam zoo nkauj, muaj lus nug, thiab qee zaum lom zem. Txawm hais tias feem ntau tuaj yeem pom zoo nws yog me ntsis ntxiv, nws nyiam qhia nws cov kiv cua nws lub siab zoo nkauj; thiab leej twg saib cov yeeb yam tsis tu ncua los yog ua raws nws lub neej txhua hnub paub qhov ntawd.

Nws yuav tsis raug ntes tuag ua rau nws lub ntsej muag ua rau lub hom phiaj, txawm hais tias: "Kuv yuav quaj thaum hnub kawg. Tsis nrog pleev tshiab."

9 Kev laus zoo nkauj

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Qhov ntawd yog ib yam uas cov neeg hauv daim ntawv teev npe no zoo li tsis muaj: kev ntseeg siab thiab kev hwm tus kheej; tab sis tau kawg, qhov ntawd yog raws li cov kiv cua tau pom ntawm sab nraud.

Kourtney, uas yog tus hlob tshaj plaws ntawm tag nrho nws cov nus muag, tswj hwm nws cov kiv cua ntawm kev saib xyuas nrog cov lus dag thiab (zoo nkauj ib txwm) cov lus funny uas nws hais. Txawm hais tias nws yuav ua rau lub ntiaj teb paub tias nws tsis quav ntsej txog cov neeg ntxub lossis "Txhua zaus kuv laus dua, kuv zoo dua thiab ntse dua," nws feem ntau lom zem.

8 Tsis muaj txoj sia nyob

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Tus yau thib ob Kardashian-Jenner (qhov tseem ceeb ntawm Jenner) tab tom hais qee qhov tseeb ntawm no. Kendall yog ib tug ntxhais hluas thaum nws pib tshwm sim hauv qhov yeeb yam, feem ntau tom qab nws tus viv ncaus Kylie.

Vim li ntawd, muaj ntau ntau cov kab lus thiab cov lus comic uas cov kiv cua tau hnov nws hais hauv qhov yeeb yam. "Tuav koj lub plab tsis yog txoj hauv kev ua neej," yog ib qho ntawm lawv. Tsis muaj leej twg tuaj yeem hais tias nws tsis yog, txawm li cas los xij!

7 Ntsuag Slob-Kabobs

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Rob Kardashian tau paub tias nws tog nws thiab, raws li cov kiv cua thiab KUWTK paub-nws-tag nrho, thaum nws tau koom nrog tus viv ncaus loj Kourtney tus ex-beau, Scott Disick, lawv tau txais me ntsis qus.

Tau kawg, Kim muaj cov lus tsis txaus ntseeg uas qhia tias nws zoo npaum li cas dua li lawv nplawm cov lus "Koj ua yeeb yam zoo li qaug dej qaug cawv." Tsis yog lo lus funny tshaj puas tau? Nws yuav tsum nyob rau ntawd nrog "bamboozled."

6 Koj xav tias nws muaj pes tsawg pob zeb diamond?

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Raws li tau hais ua ntej lawm, cov kiv cua paub Kim yog ib qho ntawm cov viv ncaus siab tshaj plaws - thiab, ncaj ncees ntau dua Rob, ib yam nkaus. Yog li thaum nws poob nws pob ntseg thaum ua luam dej ze ntawm lub nkoj, Kim tau mus ntaus pob.

Raws li nws txhawj xeeb khiav ncig ntawm qhov chaw nres nkoj sim nrhiav ib tus neeg los pab nws, nws tus viv ncaus uas hlub Kourtney tau tshaj tawm xov xwm txaus ntshai heev: "Kim, muaj cov neeg tuag." Nws yog ib qho kev tu siab, kev muaj tiag tiag thaum koj tau hais tias muaj teeb meem loj dua li koj li.

5 Nyiaj Tsis Tawg Ntoo

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Yog li, nco ntsoov thaum qhov tseeb tias Kendall yog menyuam yaus lom zem tau ntab? Zoo tam sim no yog nws lub sijhawm ci ntsa iab.

Thaum nws tseem yau, nws niam nws txiv ib txwm xyaum hais tias "Nyiaj tsis loj hlob ntawm tsob ntoo," thiab nws yuav tsum kawm kom txaus siab rau nws. Kev poob siab muaj ib hnub thaum nws niam tsis them nyiaj rau nws lub khw mus ncig, nws muab qee qhov kev txawj ntse rov qab: "Yog lawm, nws yog ntawv." Sassy!

4 Ntxim Li Cas Hnub No

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Lub neej tam sim no nyob hauv lub ntiaj teb uas tig mus ncig hauv Is Taws Nem… thiab muaj kev txais xov tooj ntawm tes.

Nws yog ib qho kev tu siab rau ntau tus, tab sis nws nyuaj rau khiav tawm ntawm lub xov tooj darn nrog cov neeg niaj hnub no feem ntau yeej tsis tawm hauv tsev tsis muaj nws. Thaum Kris muaj lub sijhawm nyuaj nrog kev pabcuam thaum nws nyob deb ntawm tsev nws nyuaj heev. "Kuv tsis muaj kev pabcuam ntawm tes ntawm no, thiab nws ua rau kuv muaj pob khaus."

3 Zoo, Yog Tsis Muaj Kev Sib Raug Zoo…

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Kourtney, zoo li ntau tsev neeg muaj koob npe nrov, tuaj yeem ua tus poj huab tais ua yeeb yam me ntsis (tom qab tag nrho, nws hu nws tus kheej yog huab tais). Qhov no yog tshwj xeeb tshaj yog thaum tej yam tsis mus rau nws txoj kev lossis thaum nws xav tias tsis txaus siab.

Yuav kom ncaj ncees rau nws, nws tsis yog tib tus uas xav "sab ntawm no thiab quaj, thaum saib Titanic," xav kom muaj kev sib hlub.

2 Txhob Tso Duab Ntawm Koj Tus Kheej

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Cov neeg uas saib yeeb yaj kiab, ua raws li xov xwm nto moo, lossis scroll hauv social media ib zaug yuav paub tias tsev neeg tsis muaj dab tsi tuaj yeem ua rau lawv tus kheej zoo li, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog thaum selfies yog hais txog koj tus muam nkag mus rau hauv qee qhov tiag teeb meem.

Thaum Kim thaij duab selfie, nws niam qw (ntawm qhov yeeb yam!) "Kim, koj puas yuav tsum tsis txhob thaij duab koj tus muam mus kaw." Nyuaj tsis nqhis-coj koj txiv qaub nyob ntawd.

1 Txhua tus quaj

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Raws Kim twb tau hais meej lawm, nws yuav siv zog heev los khaws nws lub ntsej muag zoo kawg nkaus kom ntev li ntev tau. Txawm li cas los xij, qee zaum qhov ntawd tsis tuaj yeem ua tiav.

Lub sijhawm nws lees txim ib ntu, tom qab hnub tshwj xeeb rau Kim, Kourtney lees txim rau cov neeg tuaj saib hais tias "Kuv pib luag Kim thaum nws quaj vim kuv pab tsis tau nws. Nws muaj lub ntsej muag quaj quaj uas nws tsis zoo ua." Zoo kawg tus muam txhawb nqa. Txhob txhawj Kim; txawm cov neeg zoo nkauj tshaj dab tuag quaj.

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